Don't let the Bishop call your wife as Relief Society President-Brother Devenish

This is what we were told by a member yesterday as he was trying to leave the chapel.  I think you can piece together what calling his wife has.  He is a very funny person. He was probably just hungry.  Now on to other stories.

Story Number 1: Old English Couple

This week we had the opportunity to have lunch with some old time members from England.  It was both a very amazing learning experience and laughing experience.  One because they have a lot of life experience and knowledge they shared with us, and also it was always a low key argument.  Some times my companion and I had a hard time not laughing.  It was so fun.  Also a great lunch.  Mac and cheese was what we ate.

Story Number 2: I am an Eagle - Cxxxx

We had some free time during one day and we decided to contact an investigator previously taught.  Let me tell you that was one of the strangest things ever. Right when we walked in the door she had questions about our church, not like gospel questions really just trying to find faults. So she starts asking about the sacrament and talking about how her church is called anti-message and only runs of the Bible.  Then she started asking about our dress code at church and how women aren't supposed to cut their hair or wear make up because the lady that did that in the Bible was dog food.  My companion and I were on the verge of bursting into laughter.  We were able to calm down but then she asked our names.  We of course said Elder Tucker and Elder Owen.  Then she said, "No, no secrets, what is your name."  I was still holding in my laughter then she told us we had to many secrets.  And that God gave us revelation so she needed everything now.  I threw the scripture line upon line, etc.  Then in complete and total seriousness told me she was an Eagle and that I was on the on the underground level.  That is when my companion and I lost everything.  We said we would come next week and left with a prayer.  Hopefully it goes better next week.

Elder Tucker

An update about Rain Cape Town from Elder Greengrass "Cape Town had a big festival where people were coming together to pray for Rain.  They had "TONS of people!"  "What was cool it actually rained that night!".